Dear Mr. Huff:
We would like to take this opportunity to thank you (oh really?!) for attending the interview for the Call Center Representative position. After careful consideration, (hmm, we already made up our minds) we regret (don't cry now!) to inform you that you have not been selected for this position.
However, we will retain your profile in our database and inform you of other jobs matching your criteria if you selected this option(wow, this is really cool of them!). We also encourage you to visit our site from time to time to update your profile, in "My Job Finder", and learn more about other possible career opportunities at same job, different name. For your convenience (even if you don't have a job or money, but. . . .) please bookmark this URL, www.samejobdifferentname.com/careers.
We thank you again for your interest and wish you all the best in your career(have a good day, you broke fucker).
Yours sincerely,
You ain't gotta Job Staffing
Note: Replies to this message are undeliverable and will not reach Staffing (this is way to avoid the realities of people who are hungry, without money and a chance to get a job and so we can go on with our lives without knowing the true affects this may have on certain people).
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these people didn't write me back until four weeks later. It took a friend to go into HR to ask about my job status.
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